GosuNoob Video Game Reviews

My father had a friend who worked for an old-school book publishing agency specialized in esothery and all sorts of new age faux-scientific hogwash. As…

Dead Space (2008) was the game that briefly made me see Electronic Arts in a different light. The company that acquired then killed some of…

The original Colossal Cave Adventure is one of the oldest examples of digital interactive fiction. In 1976, most civilians used the term “electronic brain” while…

The best thing I can say about Forspoken is that it isn’t nearly as bad as I thought it will be. After trying that half-assed…

If you exist in a pre-millennial cultural plane, you might not know about the most successful manga of all time. The numbers that One Piece…

A tiny village in the middle of a cursed forest, full of people abiding by specific rules to ward off the supernatural threat and stay…

World War 3 is a free2play multiplayer FPS that sits somewhere between the callous casualness of Call of Duty and the hard-core ruggedness of Rising…

I must admit that I never watched Rick and Morty. A couple of cringey hipsters from my old job enthusiastically talked about it all the…

A potential solution to all Earth’s problems could be just giving up on it and colonizing another world. We’ll need a big colony ship, a…

Almost exclusively, Warhammer 40K games are about indulging the Space Marine power fantasy, slicing and boltering the xenos, mutants, and heretics by the bushel. Playing…

You probably heard about recent developments in the field of AI-assisted image generation and processing. User inputs textual description, Skynet churns out incredible images, and…

Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 landed in parallel with season One content for Modern Warfare II, instantly making classic multiplayer modes less attractive. Like its…

Goat Simulator was released nine years ago and the world became neither better nor worse because of it. The game was hilarious, inexpensive, and offered…

This is the nineteenth installment in Call of Duty main series. I thought hard about the great opening I would begin this review with, and…

How do you follow up on the almost-perfect game? God of War (2018) is a timeless masterpiece that won multiple GOTY awards; It moved mountains,…

While the Mongol general from Conan the Barbarian (1982) strongly feels that crushing your enemies tops having a fleet horse and wind in your hair,…

From Crusader Kings to Stellaris, Paradox Interactive masterfully translated the long ages between (factual) early middle ages and (fictional) space-faring future into epic strategy games….

Of course, you know by now about Vampire Survivors. Everyone does, and they are pretty vocal about it. Even if you ignored relentless Twitch streaming…

Scorn is a horror puzzle adventure inspired by the disturbingly glorious work of H.R. Giger and Zdzisław Beksiński. I had to google that second guy…