GosuNoob Video Game Reviews

PC gamers: we want Bloodborne! Mom: we have Bloodborne at home. Bloodborne at home: They say that in capitalism, markets always correct themselves. PC audience…

The eighties are universally regarded as an era of global prosperity, but few are aware that the world had few close existential calls during that…

Two Point Campus is a goofy management sim made by a British studio that gave us Two Point Hospital. Calling it “sim” might be overstretching…

Like many one-trick ponies, branching path narrative adventures had a predictable commercial trajectory. They peaked in popularity in the middle of the last decade, primarily…

If you aren’t a cockroach, Mel Gibson, or a cat, your chances of living through the apocalypse and surviving in the follow-up dystopia are slim….

Most of the “simulator “games that pop up like fungus these days are simple cash grabs, developed in bulk in eastern Europe. They usually try…

Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes is an alternate-timeline spin-off to Fire Emblem: Three Houses (2019). It uses hack and slash combat mechanics similar to other…

It would be easy to dismiss Raft as a poor man’s Subnautica. Both games are first-person survival adventures at sea, but Raft mostly happens on…

We can say many things about Japanese storytelling, but one is for sure: from the Western perspective, it is different. And it is not only…

Paul Verhoeven’s big-screen adaptation of Starship Troopers, a famous Sci-Fi novel by Robert Heinlein, has left a deep footprint in the late XX century movie…

As the years go by, it becomes evident that the video game medium is maturing in the same way movies have evolved. Real innovation becomes…

Diablo Immortal is the game people love to hate. The sweet irony is that a solid majority of those haters will end up playing it….

A year and a half after Valheim entered early access on Steam, it’s time for another survival game to conquer its charts by storm. V…

Sniper Elite games have evolved pretty neatly since the series’ inception in 2005. The most significant upgrade came with Sniper Elite 4 (2017), turning the…

Putting the failures like Evolve aside, most asymmetric multiplayer action games present a long-term success story. Years after release, Left4Dead 1 and 2, Dead by…

For most people familiar with 4X space games, Galactic Civilizations 4 represents a trek back in time. Stardock entertainment developed the core idea in 2006….

Eighty percent of the Warhammer 40K product reviews begin with some cringy variation of „In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only…

One of the best Sci-fi novels of the last century inspired one of the best strategy games in the early nineties and probably the single…

If your mental well-being suffers from the absence of neon-punk retro tactical extravaganza involving giant movie monsters, Kaiju Wars is here to help. Non-trademarked equivalents…