GosuNoob Video Game Reviews

Psychonauts 2 Review – Livin’ La Vida Loca
It has been an excellent year for cute blockbusters. It Takes Two, a supremely brilliant co-op adventure that is still our most serious GOTY candidate, debuted in March, and in early June, the world was blessed with Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart, a tight contender for the top place on the diamond peak. Now, it’s…
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Aliens: Fireteam Elite Review – A Stand-Up Fight or Another Bug Hunt?
The sheer power and artistic quality of Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986) are carrying the rest of the mediocre Xenomorph movie franchise on their mighty…

Back 4 Blood Preview – Invoking the Old Glory
Marvel’s lawyers tried to copyright the term “zombie” back in the late seventies, but their dick move was not successful (you can read about it…

Jupiter Hell Review – Think and Tear
The latest Doom games went overboard with comically complicated lore that put the unnecessary spin on a legacy concept, perfect in its simplicity. Lone soldier…

Warhammer 40K: Battlesector Review – There Will be Blood
I don’t know the details of Warhammer 40K licensing agreements, but Games Workshop presumably offers a very sweet deal to every prospective developer keen to…

The Ascent Review – Blade Bummer
Neon, rain, noodle stands, and advertising holograms shining through the permanent night. Environmental aesthetics of The Ascent ticks all the cyberpunk boxes, invoking the crushing…

HighFleet Review – Brilliant but Frustrating
Back in the day, when the world was young, maidens fair and Cold War between USA and USSR was still going strong, there was a…

The Witcher: Monster Slayer Review – Walk like an Temerian
I am a novice witcher without the silver sword. I know that Kaer Morhen graduates are supposed to be poor, but this is ridiculous on…

In Sound Mind Preview – Promises of Creep
More than a decade ago, We Create Stuff development team gained significant respect with a Source engine modification called Nightmare House 2. The small disturbing…

Old World Review – OutMeiering Sid
A long time ago, Sid Meier was a creative Jupiter in the solar system of the innovative game design, and Brian Reynolds and Soren Johnson…

Encased Preview – Fallout Meets S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Among a certain subset of fans and game developers, the first two Fallout games are revered as the pinnacle of the computer role-playing game genre….

Phantom Abyss Preview – Whip-Smart
Until there is some radical technology shift regarding how we control or consume games, innovation will mostly manifest itself as a clever combination of established…

Dungeons & Dragons: Dark Alliance Review – Roll for Avoidance
American writer Danielle Steel is one of the bestselling modern authors of romantic novels. She has written 179 books and sold 800 million copies of…

Chivalry II Review – Screaming Therapy
Some people’s idea for unwinding after a long day at work is a big chilled can of European beer. Others prefer badminton, Netflix binge, Pornhub…

Going Medieval Preview – Live Free or Die Hard
Borrowing heavily from Stronghold and RimWorld, Going Medieval attempts to commingle those influences within its own authentic framework of survivalism, hardship, and progress. The game…

Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Review – EPIC
Lots of times, successful „cute“ games comfortably sail by the combined power of cuteness and gameplay, their devs consciously treating the question of technical evolution…

Griftlands Review – Talking Heads
Roguelite deckbuilding games exploded in popularity after everyone Slew the Spire, but only the very few games inspired by it had managed to capture the…

Necromunda: Hired Gun Review – Underhive Undertaker
Imperial Hive World of Necromunda offers a different perspective on the endless strife of the 41st Millenium. Instead of the galactic tug-of-war between Space Marine…

Biomutant Review – Not an absolute disaster, but…
Post-apocalyptic kung-fu fable, that’s how the developers described Biomutant after they announced it some three years ago. After seeing the concept art and the weird,…

Scavengers Preview – Next Big Thing?
Not really, but if you are sufficiently bored with the classic multiplayer heavyweights everyone is playing these days and wouldn’t mind some alternative game with…